Picture the Scene

June 7, 2009 at 9:27 pm (General Musings)

[A living room on a Sunday afternoon. At lights up, on stage are MOTHER, MISTER and LADY-P dotted around the sofas. SISTER 1 is tapping on a keyboard looking up hen-night activities for her up-coming wedding. LADY-P has previously told SISTER 1 about her burlesque venture. All are in the know about this excursion except MOTHER]

SISTER 1: I don’t think I’m up for the spa idea anymore.

LADY-P: Oh? Well, I guess it’s not really our scene. Maybe [SISTERS 2 and 3] will enjoy it, but not really our thing. What else is on that site?

SISTER 1: Erm…Let’s see. Paintballing, no. Archery, maybe – that could be fun.

LADY-P: Ooh! Yes, I remember we talked about that a few months ago. We were going to go and try out that Sunday archery thing nearby. Shame we didn’t.

MOTHER: Archery? Oh no!

SISTER 1: No? Ok, what else… [Scrolls down the webpage] Ah! How about male life drawing! [Sniggers]

MOTHER: [Joining in with the tittering] Hah! That would be a laugh! Just imagine what [SISTER 4] would be focusing on!

LADY-P: We could just spend a minute drawing a stick man and the rest of the time simply staring! 

SISTER 1: Oh! [Locating yet another item on the webpage] How about burlesque?

[Cue nervous looks at MOTHER from LADY-P, and knowing looks between SISTER 1 and LADY-P]

MOTHER: [In an unapproving tone accompanied expression of distaste] Ee..oh.

[MISTER remains silent throughout this whole conversation]

Fin

6 Comments

  1. Blacksilk said,

    June 7, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    How very odd. What is it that makes a man sat there butt-naked acceptable but a bunch of women stripping down to their skimpies a problem? Whatever the reason I imagine its a common enough reaction though.

    Mothers, eh?

  2. Innocent Loverboy said,

    June 8, 2009 at 11:54 am

    ILB: [uncontrollable sniggers... fortunately, he's miles away]

  3. ladypandorah said,

    June 9, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    BS: Huh, I hadn’t actually thought of that – ta for enlightening me. Yes, it does seem rather an example of double standards. If I mention that to Mother, however, I fear I may simply get the same reaction of the disapproving, ‘Hmpf’.

    ILB – erm, thank you?

    LadyP xx

  4. Blacksilk said,

    June 13, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Makes me wonder where you got all your kink from, m’lady! Then again, I guess the same can be said of me regarding my parents. x

  5. ladypandorah said,

    June 13, 2009 at 10:55 am

    BS – Mostly from Mister. He’s a filthy bugger.

  6. Blacksilk said,

    June 15, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    Nonsense. He just found it :) x

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