Lady Pandorah's Sanctuary of Sensuality

Firstly, may I offer up my very humble apologies to the wonderful people at Vibrator.com and their multitude of sex toys for their infinite patience for the time it has taken me to get to grips with this product review. I’ve had this rather intriguing item about my lodgings for a little while, but unfortunately my workload recently has rather taken the toll in relation to my kink enjoyment.

Luckily, last night the perfect opportunity arose for us to give the Fetish Fantasy Series Tilt Master a really good testing session. But first, the preliminaries.

I always like to consider toys that both Mister and I can use together. I’m considerate that way. Our previous choice, the door-cuffs were a perfect choice for that purpose and they are among my favourite playthings. So when Vibrator.com were gracious enough to allow another item to be reviewed, we jumped at looking to finding a similar decision. When we came across this item, Mister’s eyes lit up. The image as you see here is great fun and when we unwrapped the package the box itself has some interesting positions to whet your appetite with and to act as inspiration for your own antics.

The product itself is termed as piece of inflatable sex furniture. A sex chair!!! Great! I thought, What a perfect way to comfortably screw around outside of the bedroom! Yes, my mind does occasionally work like that. You should hear what Mister had to say. Sure, the sofa is a brilliant place for impromptu sex, and the possibilities of the bathroom get my mind in a whir, but the Tilt Master seemed to be a perfect all rounder.

When it arrived, it was packaged discretely and with care as you come to expect from Vibrator.com. I also love the little personal touch of the packets of lube and company stickers inside too. This time there were some ‘his ‘n hers’ heating and tingling sachets. I’ve garnered quite a collection of the stickers now, and I really want to do something with them. Any thoughts? Send ideas in on a Comment Page!  

When we took out the deflated product, what struck us was the time it would potentially take to inflate. If you consider this item, I would also recommend that you have an electrical pump too. I do, but the batteries were dead at the time. And so unfolded half an hour (yes, 30 whole minutes) of huffing and puffing from myself and Mister. A joint effort. This little point aside, as it inflated, it began to take shape. The material is like suede, soft and velvety. It picks up dust quite easily as a result – as I found out from storing it under the bed for that moment when we could use it. Probably just a sign I should vacuum more often…

Once inflated, it takes on an elongated crescent-shaped and has two handles on either side for leverage. It’s a good size, just under a metre in width and half a metre high I would imagine, if fully inflated.

Tip: don’t fully inflate it.

Mister and I are not the largest of people, average I would say, and I’m a relatively little person. Yet, this Tilt Master is prone to gaining punctures easily. After our first try-out session (Mister, being quite enticed by the thing, receiving a lovely blow-job from yours truly) we noticed its first deflation occur. The chair comes with a puncture kit, and after using it properly only twice, it’s gained a couple of major punctures along the seams that the kit wouldn’t cover if you used this frequently.

I did find that it’s rather useful for easing a sore back after a long hard day’s work, however. And it makes me smile to see it there – my Sex Space Hopper of sorts.

Last night, we had a real chance to test it fully, with different positions and all. Saturday night and a bottle and a half of wine downed between us (drink responsibly, guys and gals…!) we were in perfect shape to use it. Add in a little thunder and lightning and the atmosphere was electric (<– see what I did there? I know, I’m rubbish at jokes). The lights went off in our living room and as I went to collect our little friend in a foil wrapper, we both took the moment to get a little naked. As our eyes adjusted to the moonlight, I could begin to pick out his features. The odd flash of lightning adding to the dramatic mood. We had previously played a game the winner of which would get to ‘receive’ some sexy time on the chair. I lost as usual when I place a bet against him, so Mister was placed ready and waiting for my return to the room.

Mister found it worked quite well for its temporary purpose as a means to get my lips round him. Being as I am, I was quite drawn to the fact my knees were rubbing against the coarse carpet as I knelt down. When it came to straddling him, however, the width of the thing was just a little too wide for my legs, but it was still fun trying to find the right angle.

We hadn’t inflated the chair too fully as we knew what would happen if we did, and so the slight give it had made it very comfortable as it moulds to your body shape. Soon it was my turn to feel the benefits of the chair and Mister had a grand time instructing me to bend over it, face down as well as with my back to it. The handles were just right for levering myself against him to boot.

Unfortunately, the amount of time we had been using it for had taken its toll and I found myself sinking into the chair as it slowly deflated around me. It was hard to stay still and eventually we had to give up and resort to a more stable bed to seal the wager properly between us.

This has been a mixed review and sums up our experience of the chair. The concept is brilliant and the dimensions of the Tilt Master allow it to be suitable for lots of experimentation. Added to the fact it’s inflatable is that it can be easily stowed away for safe-keeping.

On the downside, however, the time it takes to inflate is far too long – even with a battery-powered inflator it took a good 15-20mins of supervised time – in case the nozzle disconnected itself. The material isn’t dust-friendly and it is very prone to punctures.

I really want to recommend the Tilt Master, and I can see us using it again when we have a lot of free time to ourselves. But if you yourselves are wishing to try out sexy, imaginative and fun furniture in your sex life, I may suggest you look to spending the relatively considerable price tag on something a little more reliable and durable.

Enjoying, as I do, lurking about in the depths of my own mind, delving into the possibilities I could turn my actions to with Mister, I also like to ask readers who drop by here from time to time to share their souls with me too. Or rather, tit for tat basically!

If you’re new to the blog, I occasionally set out a question I invite you to respond to in my Comments Section of this post. Of course, I share my reflections as well and we all have a jolly good time revealing information about ourselves. In return for your contribution, do ask me a question of your very own! If you are a newcomer, or a regular (*wave!*) and want to find out a little more about little old Lady P that won’t compromise my Super Secret Identity, go ahead and ask away! I like to respond in the Comments Section – it’s friendly there. It’s all very kind-natured at heart. If that heart had a sultry, kinky or exhibitionist side to it. So – here’s my question, do please feel free to add your thoughts after reading what I have on offer and don’t forget to add your own question – they have led at times to inspire a post of its own.

What sexual conquest has made you feel proud of your achievement and why?

When I think back of my sexual conquests…of Mister…yeah – having the one partner, you may consider I don’t have too much to say. Not so. Yes, he’s the only man I’ve been with, in every way that entails, but that isn’t to say I don’t consider him not to be included as a ‘conquest’. Interesting term that, ‘conquest’. You may know, I’m a lover of language and words and I read meanings into most things and so conquest contains notions of a hurdle to be overcome, a battle won or, in my case for this purpose – a challenge accepted and met with.

Mental barriers can hold you back in so many ways, and of course the psychology of sexual behaviour is no exception. Not that I want to get all psycho-babble on you or anything. If you have been lurking around for a while, you may also know that I’m one for Switching, but mostly playing to the submissive side of things. It’s a natural inclination for me – partly in reaction or acting as a personal counter to my professional position at work - as I have discussed before if you want further details about what it is I so fall for in terms of my kink. In any case, I think that the acceptance of my predilections has been my greatest sexual conquest.

Still today, people consider being ‘led’ into behaving like the meek, helpless and powerless and traditionally viewed feminine sexually submissive role is something to break away from. To an extent it is – no one wants to pigeon-hole people and force them into a corner they can’t escape from, it’s against our basic human desire for choice. But if you choose to place yourself in that position, fully acknowledging the implications, understanding the reasons why you want to take yourself into that place, for me, it is kind of freeing, tension-relieving. You have that control over a choice you make. I’m not one for ‘Feminism’ with a capital ‘F’. That F can go Fiddle itself for all its lack of equality that the concept has become. Male-bashing – and not in the good sense! – is what a perfectly alright idea has been warped into. I, again, won’t go into details as other writers discuss this with more intellectual capacity in the area than I have, as I will digress from my initial intentions – sexual conquest and why I view my lovely love and desire and need for being submissive as being one.

It’s a mental conquest, yes. It’s a social conquest too. A deeply personal conquest, of course. I guess, then, that my greatest sexual conquest is in fact…myself. Huh. Interesting where things lead you. I hope to see where you are led in return and don’t forget to add your own question!!

Why, hello there. I appear to be located with this list. I am entirely thankful and flattered for Rori at Between My Sheets who opened up the suggestions to fellow writers to compile a Top 100 Sex Bloggers List of 2009. That I came in at number 38 is down to the other writers and readers of sex blogs listed below with their careful and considerate ponderings, so my gratitude goes out to them as well -

Within the list there are some familiar names. The others I hope to get more familiar with in the near future. Hopefully this will act as a boost to get me back into regular blogging mode!

The  Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2009:

1. Coquitten (website)
2. Alexa (website)
3. AAG (website)
4. Bad, Bad Girl (website)
5. TBK (website)
6. Mistress Matisse (website)
7. Miss Mia (website)
8. Thursday’s Child (website)
9. Roger (website)
10. Sinclair (website)
11. Sylvanus…
12. and Mina (website)
13. Natt Nightly (website)
14. Jake (website)
15. Lyn (website)
16. Adriana Ravenlust (website)
17. Sexy Sadie (website)
18. Shay (website)
19. Lilly (website)
20. Nadia (website)
21. Joan Price (website)
22. Madison (website)
23. Anal Amy (website)
24. Z (website)
25. Essin Em (website)
26. Easily Aroused (website)
27. Blacksilk (website)
28. Sleeping Dreamer (website)
29. Melen…
30. and rayne…
31. and Master KKT…
32. and cinnamon (website)
33. That Toy Chick (website)
34. Red (website)
35. Tom Allen (website)
36. Vix (website)
37. Coy Pink (website)
38. Lady Pandorah (website)
39. BackseatBoohoo (website)
40. Epiphora (website)
41. Aurore (website)
42. Miss KissThis (website)
43. Storm (website)
44. Ron Jazz (website)
45. Josie Jacobs (website)
46. Distracted (website)
47. Deviant Dyke (website)
48. Joanna Cake (website)
49. Sapphire Jay (website)
50. Sarah (website)
51. Kimberly (website)
52. Duchess (website)
53. Figleaf (website)
54. The Caged Songbird (website)
55. Kaya (website)
56. Ms. Justine (website)
57. Luka (website)
58. Ang (website)
59. Perverted Negress (website)
60. Harlot (website)
61. Vixen (website)
62. Anakan…
63. and Padme (website)
64. Wilhemina (website)
65. Axe (website)
66. Amber (website)
67. Lucy Vonne (website)
68. Rogue (website)
69. SSS (website)
70. Kyle (website)
71. Amorous Rocker (website)
72. Sera (website)
73. Lolita Wolf (website)
74. Elle (website)
75. Scarlet St Syr (website)
76. Charlotte Thorpe (website)
77. An Unassuming Girl (website)
78. Maymay (website)
79. True Pleasure (website)
80. Bad Influence Girl (website)
81. Diva (website)
82. Raven Quince (website)
83. Autumn (website)
84. Vanilla Impaired (website)
85. Wil (website)
86. Robin (website)
87. Panthera Pardus (website)
88. Ell (website)
89. Miss Communication…
90. and Captain Pants…
91. and A.E. (website)
92. Roxy (website)
93. Secretly Naughty (website)
94. Abby Williams (website)
95. Subheart (website)
96. Sequoia Redd (website)
97. Innocent Loveboy (website)
98. Liljgrrl…
99. and Nawa*G (website)
100. YOU! As always that last person on the list is you. Please, please, please leave a comment below promoting your own blog (or the blog of someone you love). Links are welcome, as long as they lead us to a sex-related blog, not a retail website or porn aggregation site.